Bedtime story from the digital rat

At one time, most people used to be offline. And some people were online.
Those "some people" were considered to have no life!
The OFFLINERS laughed at the ONLINERS.

Over time, as leaves grow and fall....
Over time, as one president gets into an affair and another gets laughed at...
Over time, as my weight goes up and doesn't come down....
More and more people are getting online.

People ask Google "why is the sky so high?", and Google shows 53million results
People write tips and reviews and how-to's and share the knowledge around
eHow.com describes how to tell a George Bush joke
and YouTube becomes a "new free channel"

Now, SO MANY people are online and some people get left behind and remain offline.
Now, the ONLINERS laugh at the OFFLINERS.

Interesting twist isn't it?

p.s. I SHOULD make a funky animation out of this!

Real life Twitter! How social can you get??

How come that talk like this looks fine reading it on screen?
And looks reaalllyy weird in real life?

Would you go out on the street and call out everything you talk about on the web?
Duuuh!

And still. The effects would be the same. Words would be the same. The person 'saying' them is the same. And also the same is: everybody can hear you! How social can you get?

So ..... what is it then ???

Aileen HELPP!!

A moment of fame for German national coach

I always get a laugh in once or twice a day. Today it was this!!

You know how people always say, be careful the camera captures everything? I have to say be extra careful - what the camera snaps, the Internet SPREADS. 

Joaquim, I hope that boogie you ate was worth it. (.^_^.)